Daily Vomit #1

Thinking again about my tendency to vomit ideas.

I do have a lot of ideas and they tend to bound around in my head until I let them out. Thankfully I have a few people that I can sic these things on that don't mind all the bounding. It is kind of strange that so many of them are ideas that can not really be proven or disproved without owning 10,000 monkeys, a miniature city and a huge plasma TV. Tends to leave them in the realm of thought rather than actions.

But seriously, I don't think I vomit them.

Firstly, most of them come with a conspicuous absence of bile. If they are vomited wouldn't there have to be bile?

Secondly, my little ideas are usually at least somewhat original to me. Many times I find out later that I am re-inventing someone else’s wheel but hey, that is not my fault. I can't be blamed for regurgitating what I haven't eaten now can I?

Thirdly, I think that my brain would be growing thin by now if I actually had some kind of intellectual bulimia.

Therefore, I do not vomit ideas. I am pretty certain that I excrete ideas!!

The Daily Excretion!! Wait, I think I'll take that back. That sounds nasty.